[0:00-0:06] WIDE SHOT: a car creeps slowly through a dim parking garage. The ceiling is low. The lights buzz. NARRATOR (V.O.): Every parking garage has levels. The top is freedom. The bottom is commitment.
[0:06-0:15] The car settles, forever, on Level 3. NARRATOR (V.O.): Level 3 is where the lights flicker and the spaces are measured by a ruler held by someone who gave up. PERFORMER steps out. Looks around. The concrete stares back with the exact enthusiasm of a Tuesday.
[0:15-0:24] PERFORMER walks in circles, looking for their spot, then their car, then themselves. PERFORMER (to a support column): Okay. Okay. We've been here before. That column. That's the column. A distant drip answers. PERFORMER (CONT'D): ...Right. And that drip is our witness now.
[0:24-0:30] PERFORMER gets back in the car, parked sideways across two spaces, having stopped caring. SMASH CUT to the flickering light above, buzzing indifferently. SUPER: Ranked mediocrity for the modern web. END.