Weekly Index
Ranked indexes of aggressively mid products, corporate phrase crimes, and room-temperature internet oddities. Comedy first, taste intact. We rank the top 10 so you can suffer the whole list.
The Definitive (And Completely Unofficial) Guide to Aggressive Mediocrity
Below you'll find our ranked collection of mid-tier masterpieces. None of these are the best. That's the point. The best slots are full of people who never learned to enjoy the middle.
The Office Printer Has Feelings
It's not out of toner. It's in a mood. A 30-second short: one performer, one printer, deadpan.
You Are Now a Hostage to Software
One banana. The machine CHIMES cheerfully, then SHOUTS in all caps: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. A 30-second short.
Level 3 Is a State of Mind
Every parking garage has levels. The top is freedom. The bottom is commitment. Level 3 is where the lights flicker and the spaces are measured by a ruler held by someone who gave up. A 30-second short.